1. The dog face snapchat filter
2. How to share food
3. Basic white girl poses
4. Basic white girls in general.
1. STOP USING THE DOG FACE FILTER. For real, how many times can you use that filter and still think you look cute? It's not cute. Maybe it was cute on the first day that snapchat released it. But it isn't any more. Now you just look like a skank dog who has no friends but a lot of cleavage. That's all. Quit. You hoe.
2. Don't steal the last piece of pizza. Don't take anything that has someone else's name/initials on it. Don't share ice cream spoons with anyone that you wouldn't make out with. Don't take the biggest nacho on the plate, especially if it takes away all the goodness from other nachos. Don't take anyone's fries unless you have been in a relationship of good standing for at least 6 months.
3. Why do all white girls have to stand with their legs slightly bent, their hands on their inner thighs, leaning forward with their boobs popping out? I described that terribly, but you pictured it in your mind. I know you pictured it, because literally every white girl poses like that. Or fake candid poses. We all know you posed that candid photo. "I need a new instagram picture, let's act like we're laughing and doing something really funny." Stop.
4. Basic white girls, all of you: Stop being basic. Like, you think you're being cool and original, but really you're just doing what everyone else is doing. Twenty one pilots isn't as cool as you think they are. That half bun isn't really that cute. Your "flannel" shirt wrapped around your waist, with a t shirt and boat shoes is literally what every other white girl on pinterest is wearing. Go buy yourself something that is practical for your personality, not everyone else's personality. And seriously... quit taking Polaroid pictures, and then taking pictures of your polaroids with your iphone camera so you can instagram them. It really defeats the purpose.
Do something original. Go make a pie or something.
#floasted.
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