It's 9:01 on Sunday Evening

And I truly have nothing better to do. The following are my single-girl realizations for the evening.

I am reading bridal blogs. Am I planning a wedding? No, absolutely not. Am I engaged? Nope, not even close. I don't actually know why I felt compelled to dive into this frightening subject, and yet here I am. And I love it. It's fun and pretty.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow I feel like maybe if I delay sleeping as long as possible, work won't happen as soon.

I just realized that I brought up the fact that I go to bed at 9:00. There you have it folks!

I spent the evening watch America Decoded on Netflix. I got unnaturally excited when a segment on the JFK assassination came on.

I just picked out my wedding dress. Please see above comment on my relationship status.

Emmy broke her phone and, other than the use of Facebook and Snapchat, I have no other means of contacting her. So, I just used Facebook to send her 5 cat "stickers."

Have a great week!!

Things I want to do with my life. Round 2.

As I was watching a very fascinating television show this weekend, (the title of which I will not reveal) I came across a career that caused me to reevaluate me life and my career trajectory. Since then I have been reflecting on all the life paths I have for myself. Here are just a few:

1. Food historian.

Yes, this is a career. Yes, I will have it someday. I don't know if there could be anything more fulfilling in life.

2. Teacher

I know, I know. You don't need to tell me.

3. Disney Princess

I want my own movie

4. Owner of a beach/ranch house

I have never seen one of these, but I promise you I will have one.

5. Writer

Because I want to be mysterious and melodramatic and have a good excuse.

6. Prankster

I don't feel this need further explaination.

7. Forensic Psychologist

Cool.

8. Regular Psychologist

People tell me their problems all the time anyway. I might as well get paid for it.

9. Cab driver

I think driving people around would be extremely interesting. I'd make huge blanket assumptions about people based on their destination.

10. Glass blower

This was just a phase. Seriously exotic career path though.

Stuck in an Elevator with a song Devil

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10202570186230506&id=1071910435

I hope you can get to this link...  If you have time for a 13 minute break, watch this video. If you don't have time for a 13 minute break, make time and watch this video. Seriously, it is so funny I peed my pants. It doesn't even seem like 13 minutes. It's worth it. I wish I could experience this. Watch it. Do it. 

That Awkward Moment When you Dream about Going to Class...

Folks, I'd just like to announce that I have approximately two weeks left of school! However, these two weeks are going to be long and brutal. I can already tell. A few sure signs that prove I'm ready to go home include:
 1. I had a dream that I was in class, so everything was good. Until I woke up an hour later and realized it was just a dream, and I had not actually been in class. I, in fact, missed class by an hour. Oops. (Side note, I'm glad that dream class was not actual class, because in said dream class I yelled at a random girl for hitting on my friend and burst into tears. It was embarrassing.)
2. I started to cry when I couldn't find the cake emoticon on my phone. Legitimate tears, friends. The cake is [apparently] a big, mean, tear jerking lie. I just wanted to prove my fatness!
Let me just say... 15 more sleeps until I am home!

Stupid things I've done this week...And it's only Monday

Hello Blogisphere. It's good to be back. As you may have guessed from the title, today is Monday. And what a week it has been already. Let's look at the top 5 dumbest things I have done already this week.

5. Attempted to Play "America the Beautiful" on piano.

Now normally this would not be a stupid thing. Patriotic songs are good. America. However, it is a stupid thing when you decide you will play this very difficult song in front of a large audience when you have not played it for some years.

4.  I decided to ask my co-worker about her weekend

Really nice co-worker. She's the sweetest. However, I didn't want to hear about her weekend on the medicinal farm.

3. I sent a Facebook message to a guy I've only spoken to once.

I don't think this really requires an explanation.

2. While walking down the street, I tripped over absolutely nothing.

Again, I don't feel this requires an explanation. However, I will add that I was wearing a skirt when this happened.

1. I accidentally sent my current boss a "request for recommendation" form for a job I was applying for that is clearly not within my company.

Yeah. I don't know how this happened. I was applying for this position and then all the sudden BAM. Request sent. And I was left sitting on my chair with my mouth agape wondering how I could have been so ridiculous. Here's to hoping I don't get fired.

There you have it. What a Monday it has been.